Prophets of the Apocalypse Meeting Mandate 2023
Section 1: The Great and Powerful Prophets
By the power vested in us, we decree that all meetings shall be held in the following manner:
- Meetings shall start on time, no matter what.
- All members shall bring a snack to share.
- Each meeting shall begin with a 10-minute discussion of the importance of proper coffee.
Section 2: The Lesser Prophets
Those who fail to comply with these mandates shall be subject to the following penalties:
- First Offense: Verbal warning, accompanied by a strongly-worded memo.
- _goals: Written apology, to be read aloud in front of the group.
- Third Offense: Excommunication, and banishment to the Island of Lost Souls.
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