Prophets of the Apocalypse Meeting Mandate 2023

Section 1: The Great and Powerful Prophets

By the power vested in us, we decree that all meetings shall be held in the following manner:

• Meetings shall start on time, no matter what.
• All members shall bring a snack to share.
• Each meeting shall begin with a 10-minute discussion of the importance of proper coffee.

Section 2: The Lesser Prophets

Those who fail to comply with these mandates shall be subject to the following penalties:

• First Offense: Verbal warning, accompanied by a strongly-worded memo.
• _goals: Written apology, to be read aloud in front of the group.
• Third Offense: Excommunication, and banishment to the Island of Lost Souls.

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