Welcome, survivors! You've stumbled upon Brother Zeke's Apocalypse Hour, where meetings never end and coffee never runs out! Our prophet, Brother Zeke, has called an emergency gathering to discuss the meaning of life... or what's left of it.
Join us in the conference room for:
Special Olympics, where we'll compete for the title of longest meeting attendee!
Meeting of the Unsaved, where we'll discuss the meaning of existence... and why the vending machine never stocks anything decent.
Apocalypse Soup, our very own recipe for survival stew!
Stay tuned for more updates, and remember: when the end of the world comes, we'll still be meeting!
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