Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Hours
Welcome, seekers of truth. In the depths of our fortified bunker, our team of prophets have gathered to predict the end of the world. Again.
Meet the Minute Men, our team of specialists in the field of apocalypse.
Our Minutes are the only thing that will be left after the apocalypse.
Our Methods are shrouded in mystery, but rest assured they are highly effective.
Meet the Minute Men
Baba Loomis, Chief Prophet
Expert in the field of catastrophic weather forecasting.
Zephyr Wystan, Expert in the Art of Chaos Theory
Can predict exactly when everything will go wrong.
Buckminster McSweeney, Master of the Apocalypse's Finances
Knows exactly how much the end of the world will cost.
We are not responsible for any damage caused by our predictions. Or the apocalypse.
Meet the Minute Men of the Apocalypse and learn more about our team.