Minutes of the Apocalypse Annual Planning Session

Agenda Item 1: The Coming Great Fire

• Prophets to converge upon the city of New Jerusalem, armed with pitchforks.
• Establishment of a new world order, with prophets as supreme rulers.

Agenda Item 2: The Great Flood

• Construction of an ark, capable of holding all the world's cats.
• Promised land to be located on the highest peak of the Himalayas.

Breakfast

• Prophets' choice of breakfast: a platter of waffles with extra bacon.
• Discussion of the merits of maple syrup vs. butter.