Prophets of the Apocalypse
Never-Ending Email Chain
Monday at 5pm: The Never-Ending Email Chain of the Apocalyptic Prophets has been going on for weeks. Each week, a new prophet sends out an email to the whole team, predicting the end of the world. But not just any end of the world, oh no. This is a specific, detailed, and completely accurate prediction of the apocalypse.
We're talking about the kind of end of the world that involves a giant robot destroying the city, but not before it has to go through 17 rounds of budget reviews.
The team is at a loss, but the prophets just keep on sending.
Join us for our weekly meeting, where we'll be discussing the latest prophecy and trying to come up with a plan to survive the impending doom.
Don't forget to bring your coffee, your lunch, and your sense of existential dread.
See you there!