Certain doom and gloom, with a 90% chance of existential dread.
High: The sound of your coworkers' incessant chattering will be at its peak at precisely 10:00 AM.
Low: Your will to live will hit rock bottom at approximately 3:14 PM, just before the coffee machine runs out of coffee.
Unrelenting meetings with our esteemed Prophets of the Apocalypse will dominate the schedule, guaranteed to drain all energy and motivation.
Today's Meeting Schedule