Monday Madness

It's the most dreaded day of the week, but also the most prophesied. Our prophets, seers, and soothsayers are here to guide you through the chaos.

Join us for a live broadcast of the Apocalypse Hour, where we'll predict the exact number of meetings that will be called, the exact number of coffee breaks that will be taken, and the exact number of existential crises that will occur.

Don't miss Tuesday Terror, the only day of the week where meetings are so bad, they're good!

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Prophets on Duty:

Our team of prophets includes:

Prophet Zoe, expert on the art of unnecessary meeting invitations

Prophet Bob, specialist in the field of meetings that never end

Prophet Joe, known for predicting the exact number of meetings that will be rescheduled

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