Announcements from the Prophets of the Apocalypse
Monday Mayhem has officially descended upon us, mortals!
Our prophets have gathered to reveal the following:
- The end times are nigh, but don't worry, we've got snacks.
- The meaning of life has been found, but it's just a bunch of ones and zeros.
- The apocalypse will not arrive on Mondays, but Tuesdays might be a possibility.
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