Today's meeting was supposed to be a routine status update, but things have taken a turn for the bizarre.
It started with a presentation on the latest sales numbers, but our CEO suddenly burst into a rendition of 'I Will Survive' and began juggling three flamingos while reciting the entirety of 'The Art of War'.
The rest of the team was left bewildered, but one of our resident wizards, Bertrand, saw an opportunity to turn the meeting into a magical experience.
He pulled out a deck of cards and began dealing out tarot readings to each of us, revealing our deepest fears and desires.
As the readings progressed, the room became increasingly chaotic, with our marketing manager demanding to know the meaning of the Eight of Cups, our IT specialist freaking out over the prospect of facing his shadow, and our sales team trying to negotiate a deal with the cards themselves.
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