Welcome, fellow time-traveling prophets of the apocalypse! Today, we're discussing the art of optimizing snoozing. It's not just about pressing the snooze button, it's a way of life. A way of saying, "I'm not ready for the world yet, but I'll be there soon."
Our expert, Dr. Tantrum, will guide you through the intricacies of snoozing, from the art of timing your snoozes to the science of avoiding the inevitable coffee machine-induced existential crisis.
Wisdom of the Snooze Button and Techniques of the Tranquility will also be discussed.
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