Ugh, another meeting about meetings. Because, apparently, we need more meetings. I've got 12 cups of coffee in my system and I am READY TO RANT.
Why must meetings be scheduled on Monday morning? Is this some kind of cruel joke? The only thing we'll accomplish is determining that everyone is equally unproductive and miserable as each other.
Prophet Jane is losing it.
As the Prophet of the Caffeine Fueled Rant, I demand answers. Who is behind this dastardly plot to destroy our productivity and souls? Is it the IT department, with their endless requests for password resets? Or perhaps it's the Marketing department, with their constant need for 'synergy' and 'disruption'?
The Synergy Squad has a meeting scheduled for 2 PM. I'll be there, armed with my coffee mug and a healthy dose of skepticism.