Welcome, mortals, to the hallowed halls of the Monday Morning Mayhem Prophets! We're a group of seers, sages, and slightly unhinged individuals who gather to predict the apocalypse... or at least, our own impending deadlines.
Today, we're convening at the usual hour, with the usual suspects in attendance. Our resident prophet, Balthazar McSnazz, has promised to deliver a particularly scathing rebuke to the Cramer's Doomsday Cramming scheme.
Don't be late! Our meeting will start promptly at 10:00 AM. If you're running behind, be prepared to face the wrath of our resident timekeeper, Chronos McTimeface.
