Monday Morning Mayhem: Prophets of the Apocalypse

Welcome, prophets of the apocalypse, to the most unpredictable meeting of the week! Monday mornings are when the coffee-fueled chaos begins.

Meet our team of expert prophets:

• Tantrum Tactics
• Wisdom Wars
• Thought Policing
• Friday Fever Dreams

Saturnine Scheming

Don't forget to bring your lunch, because this meeting is going to get real... messy.

Stay vigilant, prophets! The apocalypse is near.