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Monday Morning Madness

Prophecies of Desperation

It's Monday morning, and you're already lost in a sea of meetings. You know exactly what to do: call the Prophets of the Apocalypse for guidance.

Meet the Prophets

Our Prophets have foreseen the horrors of the 8am meeting, the despair of the 9am coffee machine, and the hopelessness of the 10am conference call.

Our prophecies are delivered in plain text, for your convenience:

				"Beware the Monday morning commute,'
				'For it is a path from which there is no return,'
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