Prophets of the Apocalypse
In a world where the fabric of reality is constantly unraveling, our team of Prophets has gathered to share their visions of chaos. Today, we're joined by Prophet Zorvath, who's seen the end of the world as we know it... again.
"It's going to be a bad Monday," says Prophet Zorvath. "The coffee machine will spit out lukewarm coffee, the conference room will be infested with ants, and the CEO will ask us to 'synergize' one more time."
But don't just take Zorvath's word for it. Check out our latest poll:
- 100% chance of catastrophe
- 50% chance of mild inconvenience
- 10% chance of actually getting work done
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