Monday Morning Visions from the Prophet Zorvath

Behold, mortals!

Vision 1: Chaos Ensues!

A great calamity shall befall the conference room at 9:00 AM sharp. All present shall be beset by existential dread.

Subvision: Coffee machine shall dispense lukewarm water.

Vision 2: The IT Department Shall Be Consumed!

The IT department shall be overrun by an onslaught of printer jams and forgotten passwords.

Subvision: The CEO shall be forced to reboot the copier... again.

Vision 3: The Meeting Shall Never End!

A mysterious force shall cause the meeting to run indefinitely, trapping all present in a never-ending vortex of PowerPoint and PowerPoint-less discussions.

Will you be prepared, mortal?

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