Monday Morning Mayhem: Visions of Chaos

Welcome to Monday Morning Mayhem, where the apocalypse is always just around the corner, and the coffee is always just out of reach.

• Meet the Chaos Coordinators
• Monday Morning Madness
• Tuesday Trysts

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM: "Caffeine Overload" - A meeting to discuss the best ways to consume copious amounts of coffee.
• 10:00 AM: "Apocalypse Preparedness" - A seminar on how to survive the impending doom.
• 11:00 AM: "Chaos Theory" - A discussion on how to harness the power of unpredictability.

Don't forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. We're all in this together.