Office Hours: Monday Morning Mayhem
Monday, March 22nd, 2023, 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
The Prophets of the Apocalypse have spoken, and their words are not always pleasant. Today's schedule is as follows:
- 9:00 AM - 9:15 AM: Coffee-fueled existential crisis
- 9:15 AM - 9:30 AM: Morning meditation with Bob, our resident guru of productivity
- 9:30 AM - 10:00 AM: Important meeting to discuss unimportant things
- 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Break, during which time we will all pretend to be functioning adults
- 10:30 AM - 11:15 AM: More meetings, because that's just what we do
- 11:15 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch, during which time we will all eat sandwiches and complain about the weather
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: The afternoon slump, during which time we will all pretend to be awake
- 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Various levels of productivity, ranging from "I'm going to get so much work done" to "I'm going to scroll through memes for hours"
What Omens Foretell: A Guide to Reading the Signs
Omens of the Abyss: A Collection of Unsettling Portents