Join us for our next meeting, where we will be selling our prophetic wares at deeply discounted prices. Don't miss out on this opportunity to buy into the impending doom and gloom of the apocalypse!
When: Tomorrow, 3:00 PM
Where: The Apocalypse Arena (just off of Main St.)
What to bring: Your wallet, your sense of desperation, and a strong stomach for impending doom
We will have a wide selection of prophetic merchandise available, including: