Our Prophetics - The Apocalypse

Office Hours: Snack Budget Report

A report on the state of our snack budget in the face of the coming apocalypse.

As the world burns, our snacking habits remain unchanged. Our budget for the month of April shows a total of $500 spent on Cheetos, $200 on Doritos, and $300 on artisanal, gluten-free granola.

But wait, it gets better! Our team has also allocated $1000 for "emergencies" which we're pretty sure will cover the cost of a decent-sized bunker.

Our top prophet has declared that the apocalypse will come in the form of a giant, mutated, flesh-eating fungus. We're taking bets on whether it'll be the "Spore-ocalypse" or the "Moldy-Mageddon".

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