As the world burns, our snacking habits remain unchanged. Our budget for the month of April shows a total of $500 spent on Cheetos, $200 on Doritos, and $300 on artisanal, gluten-free granola.
But wait, it gets better! Our team has also allocated $1000 for "emergencies" which we're pretty sure will cover the cost of a decent-sized bunker.
Our top prophet has declared that the apocalypse will come in the form of a giant, mutated, flesh-eating fungus. We're taking bets on whether it'll be the "Spore-ocalypse" or the "Moldy-Mageddon".
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