Our Zombie Predictor Team

Meet our team of experts who predict the apocalypse with uncanny accuracy.

Lead Prophet 1

Our lead prophet has a 100% success rate in predicting zombie outbreaks.

Meet Bob Smithson, our team leader.

Predictor 2

Predictor 2 has an 80% chance of predicting a zombie apocalypse.

Meet Jane Doe, our resident expert in zombie epidemiology.

Predictor 3

Predictor 3 has a 50% chance of predicting the zombie apocalypse.

Meet John Doe, our newest member and zombie enthusiast.