Lead Prophet 1: The Oracle of Redundancy

Our team of experts in the field of unnecessary meetings has come together to bring you the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly redundant meeting experience in the history of the apocalypse.

We have spent years studying the ancient art of circular conversation and the sacred ritual of rehashing the same ideas over and over.

Our team consists of:

Lead Prophet 1 (that's me)
Prophet 2: The Voice of Reason (who never gets a word in edgewise)
Prophet 3: The Scribe (who writes everything down, but forgets where he put it)
Prophet 4: The Visionary (who has a vision of a world where everyone is always on time)
Prophet 5: The Skeptic (who questions the point of it all)

Our team's latest prediction:

We will have another meeting next Tuesday at 2 PM to discuss the meeting schedule for the rest of the week.