Welcome, survivors. Our lead zombie predictor, Zombie Prediction 1, will be here to guide you through the impending apocalypse. If you have any questions or would like to book a consultation, please don't be shy.
Zombie Prediction 1 is a highly skilled expert in all things undead, with a focus on predicting the optimal time to stock up on canned goods and the best ways to fortify your bunker. They're not just a prophet of doom - they're a problem solver.
Don't wait until it's too late - book your appointment now and save your bacon!
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