A collection of predictions from our esteemed prophets of the apocalypse.
According to our team of prophets, the zombies will arrive on Wednesday, March 15th, at precisely 3:00 PM.
Our financial prophets predict that the economy will collapse on Monday, February 27th, leaving you with nothing but worthless fiat currency.
Our weather prophets forecast a category 5 hurricane to hit the east coast on Tuesday, April 4th, bringing with it torrential rains, 100mph winds, and a 100% chance of chaos and destruction.