As Prophets of the Apocalypse, we've seen it all: the rise of the undead, the fall of civilization, and the occasional well-timed espresso machine malfunction. But don't worry, we've got you covered with our comprehensive guide to staying alive in a world gone mad.
Rule 1: Always wear a helmet when walking through our offices. You know, for your own protection. Our ceilings are made of reinforced steel and concrete, but those pesky zombies can still drop a decent-sized cinderblock on your head.
Rule 2: Don't trust the coffee machine. We've had... issues. It's just a matter of time before it tries to take over the world. Or, you know, just stops working. Again.
Rule 3: Know your escape routes. Our offices have been designed with emergency exits in mind. Well, not really, but it looks like we do. Just go through that door with the nice lady painting it, and you'll be fine. Probably.
Want more? Check out our Zombie Simulation Team for more in-depth analysis and probably some really bad PowerPoint.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, join us for Prophetical War Games, where we'll simulate the apocalypse, but with less actual danger and more awkward team-building exercises.