Our Zombie Squadron: A Meeting of the Prophets
Office Hours: Because Apocalypse is Coming, and We Need a Plan
Join us, fellow prophets, as we discuss the finer points of surviving the impending doom.
Topics of the day:
- Best ways to repel hordes of undead with a limited supply of hairspray.
- Most effective use of barricaded doors as makeshift shields.
- Proper etiquette for dining on human flesh in a post-apocalyptic world.
Our experts in the field will be on hand to guide you through the chaos.
Meet the Prophets:
Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to learn from the masters of apocalypse survival!