Welcome to the Office Hours of the Prophets of the Apocalypse, where the most discerning clients come to seek guidance on the impending doom that is their lives.
Today's prophecy reader, Prophecy Reader 3, is known for being a bit of a wild card. Some say he's got a crystal ball, others claim he's just got a really uncomfortable chair that makes him look like he's got the gift of sight.
We're not judging.