Sermons of the Inefficacy

Today's Sermon:

"The Inefficacy of Efficiency" - A 2-hour discussion on the futility of trying to accomplish anything in under 2 hours. Includes a 10-minute break for "strategic napping."

Side effects may include:

• Increased feelings of existential dread.
• Uncontrollable urges to procrastinate.
• Temporary loss of productivity.

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