Today's Prophet: Zara LaVey

Our Prophet of the Mundanity, Zara LaVey, has a special message for you:

IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG DAY.

THE MEETINGS ARE GOING TO LAST FOREVER.

YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE SUN AGAIN.

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE COFFEE MACHINE.

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