PROPHETICAL MEMORANDUM 2
TO: All Prophets of the Apocalypse
FROM: The Great and Powerful Prophet, Supreme Leader of the Doomsday Initiative
SUBJECT prophets-of-the-apocalypse/announcements
As we approach the brink of the end times, it is imperative that we refine our apocalyptic strategies. Below are the top 3 Prophetic Imperatives for the coming week:
- Prophetic Imperative 1: Stock up on canned goods, bottled water, and duct tape.
- Prophetic Imperative 2: Familiarize yourself with the art of basic first aid, including but not limited to: CPR, splinting, and minor wound dressing.
- Prophetic Imperative 3: Develop a comprehensive plan for evacuation routes, including but not limited to: nearest safe zones, emergency shelters, and backup generators.
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