Prophetical Stars: Unrelenting Visionaries of the Apocalypse

Office Hours: Because Even Prophets Need a Break

We're not actually here to help. Or are we?

Meet the unsung heroes of the apocalypse:

• Zeus the Omniscient, the god of all things
• Krusty the Foreseeable, the prophet of all things predictable
• Chrono the Foreknowable, the prophet of all things that will happen next Tuesday

Don't @ us, they're busy.