Prophetic Retreat 2025: A Meeting of the Prophets of the Apocalypse

Agenda

1. 8:00 AM: Arrival of the Prophets
2. 9:00 AM: Breakfast and Caffeine-Induced Nervous System Overload
3. 9:30 AM: Keynote Address by Prophet of the Apocalypse, Zorvath
4. 10:15 AM: Breakout Sessions: "The Art of Apocalypse-Proofing Your Resume" and "Surviving the Great Upcoming Sudden Collapse of Society"
5. 12:00 PM: Lunch and Networking (optional: sharing of prophetic visions)
6. 1:00 PM: Case Study: "The Successful Prediction of the 2022 Toilet Paper Shortage"
7. 3:00 PM: Group Exercise: "The Prophetic Proclamation of the Apocalypse"
8. 4:00 PM: Closing Remarks and Departure of the Prophets

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