Dear Prophets, we're excited to announce that the Prophetic Retreat 2025 will be held from April 1st to April 15th this year!
During this sacred time of introspection and revelation, you'll be treated to a variety of activities designed to help you tap into your inner prophet:
But don't just take our word for it! Here's the schedule for the retreat:
| Day | Time | Activity |
|---|---|---|
| April 1st | 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM | Meditation on the Apocalypse: Part 1 |
| April 2nd | 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM | Talk: "The Art of Fire and Brimstone" |
| April 3rd | 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM | Workshop: "Predicting the Unpredictable" |
| April 4th | 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM | Free Time (for prophetic contemplation) |
| April 5th - 14th | 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM | Prophetic Introspection and Revelations |
| April 15th | 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM | Closing Ceremony: The Prophetic Reveal |
Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to connect with your inner prophet! Learn more about our Inner Prophetic Connections program, which includes a special session on "Communicating with your Inner Prophet"!
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, why not sign up for our secret session on "Prophetic Mind Tricks"!
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