Secure Locations of Europe
Located in the heart of the Apocalypse, these secure locations are the perfect place to hide from the impending doom.
Our secure locations are equipped with:
- Fortress walls that are at least 10 feet thick
- Moat-filled moats that are at least 50 feet deep
- Airlocks that are constantly being re-poured with holy water
- A team of highly trained, ninja-like guards who are always on the lookout for intruders
Our locations are strategically placed in the following European hotspots:
- Paris, France - Right next to the Eiffel Tower (because what's more secure than the most iconic landmark in the world?)
- London, UK - In the heart of the City of London, but not too close to the tourists
- Berlin, Germany - Where the Berlin Wall used to be, but now it's just a really thick wall that's not as secure as we thought
- Madrid, Spain - Where the only thing more secure than our location is the Spanish government's secrets
Book your stay today and get 10% off your first month's rent if you bring your own ninja gear!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our "Ninja-Proof" package, where we'll provide you with everything you need to survive the apocalypse, including a free set of ninja stars and a complimentary survival guide.