Dear Steve,
As a Prophets of the Apocalypse, you are tasked with delivering the most dire, the most crushing, the most soul-crushing news to the good people of the post-apocalyptic wasteland.
But fear not, for in the midst of all this woe, there is still hope. Or, at the very least, there is a nice cup of tea and a well-placed meme.
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