Thursday Thoughts: Our Mission Statement (Sort Of)

We, the Prophets of the Apocalypse, gather here in our dimly lit, perpetually crowded office to discuss the finer points of our mission statement. It goes a little something like this:

• To boldly go where no other meeting has gone before (or at least, not in this building).
• To boldly reiterate the same points we've been reiterating since 2019.
• To boldly... wait, what was the other thing?