Today's Prophetic Message:
By the power invested in me, I foretell a great coffee drought of 2024. The bean supply will dwindle, and the prices will skyrocket. The people will rise up, and the revolution will be fueled by espresso shots and half-empty cups.
But fear not, for I, Prophets of the Apocalypse, Inc., shall provide guidance on how to prepare. Stock up, dear followers, stock up! Store your beans wisely, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
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