Rule 1: All Prophets Must Wear Their Signifying Suits

We require all Prophets to don their most ostentatious, attention-grabbing suits during office hours. This is not a suggestion, it's the law. Failure to comply will result in a stern talking-to from HR.

Learn more about Office Hour Fines here

Rule 2: Prophets Must Not Prophesize

We have zero-tolerance for any Prophets who try to foretell the future or predict the outcome of any meeting, discussion, or snack break. You're here to attend, not to forebodily dictate the course of events.

Read the Prophesizing Policy