As the chosen one of the Prophets of the Apocalypse, John has seen it all.
The rise and fall of civilizations, the birth and death of new trends, and the never-ending struggle against the hordes of undead.
Here's what John had to say in his latest entry:
Today, I witnessed the zombie hoarding of the local convenience store. It started with a single, slow-moving zombie, then quickly spread to the entire store. The aisles were soon filled with the shambling masses, their arms outstretched, seeking the last remaining bags of potato chips.
As a prophet, it's my duty to warn you, dear reader, that this is just the beginning.
Stay vigilant, stay prepared, and for the love of all that is holy, stock up on canned goods.
Don't forget to schedule your appointment with John today!