Warning: The following prediction is not to be taken lightly. Or seriously. We're not even kidding, it's not serious at all.
According to the Oracle of the Apocalypse, there is a 97% chance of global zombie outbreaks within the next 3 days.
This prophet has been predicting the apocalypse for over 10 years, and has yet to be wrong. Not that we know of. Probably.
This prophet is known for their impeccable beard and questionable fashion sense.