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Prophet 1: "The Great and Powerful" - Spoke 300 words per minute and made everyone's eyes water.
More Nuggets of Wisdom from Prophet 1
Prophet 2: The Unstoppable Force of Nature - Spoke 500 words per minute and made everyone's ears bleed.
More Nuggets of Wisdom from Prophet 2
Prophet 3: The Oracle of the Ages - Spoke 1000 words per minute and made everyone's brain turn into jelly.
More Nuggets of Wisdom from Prophet 3Warning: Prophesying may cause dizziness, nausea, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to irreparable damage.