We're having a meeting. Because we're all here, and we're all here, and we're all here.

This meeting is being held in perpetuity, with no clear agenda, no clear outcome, and no clear end in sight.

Join us for our special brand of existential dread and crushing ennui!

Subtopics:

• Tip 3: The Art of Pretending to Listen
• Tip 4: The Science of Doing Nothing