Zoom Bombing Hazards - Prophets of the Apocalypse
What is Zoom Bombing?
Zomg Bombing is a phenomenon where a prophet, fueled by the power of their own ego, decides to join a meeting with 100+ screens open, each displaying their own brand of apocalyptic doom.
Hazard: 1. The Infinite Loop of Doom
When a prophet's screens begin to overlap, causing an infinite loop of their own apocalyptic prophecies. This hazard will cause your mind to melt like a puddle of nuclear waste.
Hazard: 2. The Sudden Loss of Signal
When your internet connection is hijacked by the Prophet of the Apocalypse, causing your signal to be lost forever in the void of the digital realm.
How to Protect Yourself
Avoid joining meetings with prophets who have more than 5 screens open. Close all unnecessary tabs, and keep your signal strong.
Hazard: 3. The Unending Wait for Connection
When a prophet's server becomes overwhelmed, causing an unending wait for connection. This hazard will drive you mad, like a prophet in the desert.
Stay Safe, Traveler
May the odds be ever in your favor. May your meetings be short, and your screens be few. May you never encounter the prophets of the apocalypse.