Our Favorite Apocalyptic Prophets

Meet the prophets who have seen it all, folks. The end of the world as we know it. Literally.

Prophet of the Inevitable Doom

This prophet has foreseen the apocalypse 37 times, only to be wrong 36 times. But hey, that's just 1 in 37, right?

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Prophet of the Sudden and Unpredictable Doom

This prophet specializes in predicting the apocalypse from unexpected places, like your grandma's house or the local diner.

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Prophet of the Mildly Inconvenient Doom

This prophet predicts the apocalypse will be a minor nuisance, like a power outage or a leaky faucet.

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