Meet the prophets who have seen it all, folks. The end of the world as we know it. Literally.
This prophet has foreseen the apocalypse 37 times, only to be wrong 36 times. But hey, that's just 1 in 37, right?
This prophet specializes in predicting the apocalypse from unexpected places, like your grandma's house or the local diner.
This prophet predicts the apocalypse will be a minor nuisance, like a power outage or a leaky faucet.