Prophets of the Apocalypse: The Agenda

Today's agenda:

9:00 AM - Coffee will be served, but not too much.
9:30 AM - The apocalypse will be discussed, but not actually prevented.
10:00 AM - The importance of correct meeting attendance will be lectured on.
11:00 AM - Lunch will be served, but only for those who have not yet been raptured.
1:00 PM - The apocalypse will be postponed, but not actually avoided.

Subcommittee meeting in room 314, aka "The Pit of Despair".