Prophetic Forecasting Models: Where the Future is Predicted, Not Guaranteed
Our team of expert prophets has developed a series of cutting-edge, highly unreliable forecasting models that guarantee to predict the most unlikely of outcomes. From predicting the exact number of chickens that will be eaten for breakfast tomorrow to the precise number of times your aunt will call you to complain about your haircut, our models are the epitome of scientific accuracy.
We're not just talking about any ordinary prophets here. No, we have the most skilled, the most talented, the most... well, let's just say "gifted" prophets in the business.
Our Prophetic Forecasting Models are based on the latest in cutting-edge research and a deep understanding of the fundamental laws of probability and statistics... or not. We've also thrown in some good old-fashioned guesswork and a pinch of magic for good measure.
Want to know what the future holds? Click on any of the links below to see our expert predictions:
- Our Prophetic Forecasting Models 1
- Our Prophetic Forecasting Models 2
- Our Prophetic Forecasting Models 3
And for those who want to take their prophesying to the next level, we have: