Prophets are people who have seen the future, mainly in meetings. They're like the meeting version of Nostradamas, but without the nice hair.
It's because they always predict doom and gloom, like, literally. Like, "I see a spreadsheet with too many rows, we're all doomed."
Yes, but only if you've got a gift for being right, but not too right. Like, you see the apocalypse, but it's not until 2025.
You just tell them to "trust the process," which is code for "I'm a Prophet, you're not, so just deal with it."
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