Prophet FAQ

Q: What are Prophets?

Prophets are people who have seen the future, mainly in meetings. They're like the meeting version of Nostradamas, but without the nice hair.

Q: Why do Prophets have such a bad reputation?

It's because they always predict doom and gloom, like, literally. Like, "I see a spreadsheet with too many rows, we're all doomed."

Q: Can anyone be a Prophet?

Yes, but only if you've got a gift for being right, but not too right. Like, you see the apocalypse, but it's not until 2025.

Q: How do you deal with people who doubt your prophecies?

You just tell them to "trust the process," which is code for "I'm a Prophet, you're not, so just deal with it."

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