Our Zombie Predictor Team's Prophetic Meeting Notes

Today, we gathered to discuss our latest breakthroughs in Zombie Apocalypse Prediction Technology (ZAPT).

Dr. Professor Braintrust presented his findings on the Quantum Zombie Forecasting Methods which showed a 97.5% correlation between global coffee consumption and impending zombie outbreaks.

Dr. Balthazar McZap countered with his own research on the Zombie Sensitivity Analysis, arguing that our models were neglecting the role of social media in spreading zombie memes.

We also discussed the Appendix A: The Importance of Proper Zombie Identification, a crucial aspect of our ZAPT that cannot be overstated.

We are proud to announce that our team is on the cusp of a major breakthrough! Our zombie predictor is now 99.9% accurate in predicting the exact date and time of the next zombie outbreak. Stay tuned for more updates from the Our Zombie Predictor Team's Press Kit!