It's said that the world will end in 3 days time. Don't worry, it's probably just Tuesday.
Or maybe it's on a Wednesday. We're still checking our calendars.
They say the world will end with a massive burrito.
Or maybe it's with a giant nacho cheese fountain.
This page will self-destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
We have no idea what they're saying, but it sounds like they're talking about a meeting.
This page is a never-ending loop of meta-prophets talking about themselves.
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