Prophets of the Apocalypse - Predictions

Ancient Predictions

By the great prophets of old:

It's said that the world will end in 3 days time. Don't worry, it's probably just Tuesday.

Or maybe it's on a Wednesday. We're still checking our calendars.

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Modern Prophets

By the prophets of the modern age:

They say the world will end with a massive burrito.

Or maybe it's with a giant nacho cheese fountain.

More Modern Omens

Meta-Prophets

By the prophets of self-referential doom:

This page will self-destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!

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Sub-Prophets

By the prophets of the unremarkable:

We have no idea what they're saying, but it sounds like they're talking about a meeting.

More Unremarkable Sayings

Meta-Meta-Prophets

By the prophets of the self-referential abyss:

This page is a never-ending loop of meta-prophets talking about themselves.

More Meta-Meta-Prophets

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