Prophets of the Apocalypse: Previous Fridays

January 6, 2022: A day of great importance, for it was the day our prophet, Balthazar McSnazz, predicted the end of the world would come in the form of a really long and complicated tax return.

And so, we must take a moment to reflect on the prophecies of the past. Click here for the next Friday's predictions, or click here for the previous one.

Notable Prophets of the Apocalypse

Balthazar McSnazz: Known for his uncanny ability to predict the exact number of minutes until the coffee machine breaks down.

Zorvath the Unyielding: A master of doomsday predictions, but often gets distracted by cat videos.

Grimgoldthorn the Unrelenting: A prophet of great importance, but often forgets what he predicted.

Join us for our next meeting of the Prophets of the Apocalypse!

Where: The local coffee shop

When: Never

Why: Because we can't decide on a real reason

RSVP: Not required, but encouraged (just kidding, it's not required)

Prophet's Tip of the Day

Don't forget to bring your own coffee!